i-am-a-fish:

I thought scrolling tumblr all day would cure my headache but alas, something unforseen happened

charlottan:

girl who didnt study enough for this friendly conversation

matrixonvhsanddvd:

Funny ass way to censor urself

huethemudluff:

iapislazuli:

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

(via @microwaiver)

spaceengineer86:

bombcollar:

the ween is currently being hallowed

lateafternoonsunlight:

i love when women are in their late twenties. i am excited to someday be a part of this time-honored tradition too

just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi:

If I asked you to go touch a cow, how long would it take you to find one?

30 seconds

10 minutes

1 hour

2 hours

3-5 hours

8 hours

Full day of travel

I’ve never seen a cow IRL

I wanna see results

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

ceruleanfuckup:

revscarecrow:

lifeisyetfair:

sennetrip:

Alternative book cover for “Piranesi” by Susanna Clarke. Part of my series of alternative book covers for the books we read in our bookclub.

@thearrogantemu

jabberwockypie:

armchair-factotum:

fizzyimp:

bymyblackhand:

memewhore:

That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy